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cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

(Source: funnuraba)

pepperbear:

WHAT THE FUCK

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

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amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

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(Source: kingsleeze, via ramona-flowvers)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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