what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
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I love youtube comments sometimes.
No one has ever pointed this out to me, so I may be late in the game, but omg.
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Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
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