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cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

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the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

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awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

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