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intensional:

I hate when multiple choice questions say choose the best answer like why dont you just give me one right answer instead of 3

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-coat-a-fanning)

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

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urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via trust)

tortillah:

College applications are being difficult

tortillah:

College applications are being difficult

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premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

(via trust)

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Source: outraged, via trust)